Here is the story of my life. Mercifully brief. With photos!
My Biography won’t bore you because it doesn’t go into depth.
My Photos won’t startle you because you’ve all been scouts, appeared onstage and done life modeling, right?
Strange and Wonderful contains the two polarities of my personality:
A P&G commercial, shot in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, in 1982, for Maxwell House Master Blend Coffee. When I had hair.
A bloodthirsty song from the Musical Version Arsenic and Old Lace.